How it Works

  • Write Your Name

    We'll put your name in the return address. Leave it blank to be anonymous.

  • Pay Us

    We'll charge your card for $30, which covers postage, a Ziploc bag, a cardboard box, and hay for the horses.

  • We Send It

    A fresh scoop of horse poop is boxed up, labeled, and handed to a poor postal clerk.

Send Some S***

Welp, it looks like there isn't any way to send mail to Russia right now. USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL have all stopped service to Russia. If you buy some poop, we'll mail it when possible, or if it takes a long time we'll donate it (your money, not poop) to Ukraine instead.



Total: $30.00